Tall Angry Monster

Television History

03/11/2008 7:36 PM



If you also waste your free time watching whatever garbage is on Tv, you've probably noticed some new commercials. We're rapidly approaching the big switch from analog to digital. Thankfully some kind individuals have provided well written anouncements enlightening the general public.

Basically these commercials state that the change from an analog signal to digital, is somehow GREATER than the change to COLOR FUCKING TELEVISION. That's the most retarded thing I've heard in at least 15 minutes. Given my job, that's quite the statement. People who have cable, won't even notice a difference, and those without might have to buy an adaptor. BIG FUCKING DEAL.

On a side note, I'm still working on my quest to become mega supreme ultra dictator of the universe. When I achieve this goal, anyone caught saying "It is what is" will promptly have the shit slapped out of them, for being a complete waste of oxygen. Also noteworthy, people caught say shit like 'irregardless' and "That's a mute point" will be sentenced to a brief flogging of the left testicle (or ovary if testicle is lacking).

-Mike

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