Well, almost nobody. I mean, I'm pretty much awesome, but don't compare yourself to me. That's just cruel. Instead, compare yourself to Russell. He sometimes forgets when it's his turn to put up a new comic, or even loses track of what day it is. I might do that occasionally too, but only for important scientific studies. Also, if Rant links seem to go to the wrong comic, that's for scientific research as well. It is definitely not because we changed some website code a while ago, and I still keep doing things the old way.

If you're still not feeling very awesome, compare yourself to these people or these people. If that doesn't make you feel better about yourself, take solice knowing you make other people feel better about themselves. At least... by comparison.

As a rare request from myself (and mankind), I'm asking a favor of our readers. If you don't quite get either of the last two comics, please, don't have children. For serious.

- Mike